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 13:57 | 17/May/2008 | 4 Comment(s)
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 12:34 | 13/May/2008 | 7 Comment(s)
petrol price

Over the weekend, I filled up my car's fuel tank, and I thought petrol has become really expensive after the recent price hike.

But then I compared it with other common liquids and did some quick calculations, and I felt a little better.

 

To know why, see the results below – you'll be surprised at how outrageous some other prices are!

 

 

 

Petrol (regular) in Bangalore : Rs. 52.46.per litre

Coca Cola 330 ml can: Rs. 20 = Rs. 61 per litre

Dettol antiseptic 100 ml Rs. 20 = Rs. 200 per litre

Radiator coolant 500 ml Rs. 160 = Rs. 320 per litre

Pantene conditioner 400 ml Rs. 165 = Rs. 413 per litre

Medicinal mouthwash like Listerine 100 ml Rs. 45 = Rs. 450 per litre

Red Bull 150 ml can: Rs. 75 = Rs. 500 per litre

Corex cough syrup 100 ml Rs. 57 = Rs. 570 per litre

Evian water 500 ml Rs. 330 = Rs. 660 per litre
Rs. 500 for a litre of WATER???!!! And the buyers don't even know the source (Evian spelled backwards is Naive.)

Kores whiteout 15 ml Rs. 15 = Rs. 1000 per litre

Cup of coffee at any decent business hotel 150 ml Rs. 175 = Rs. 1167 per litre

Old Spice after shave lotion 100 ml Rs. 175 = Rs. 1750 per litre

Pure almond oil 25 ml Rs. 68 = Rs. 2720 per litre

And this is the REAL KICKER...
HP deskjet colour ink cartridge 21 ml Rs..1900 = Rs. 90476 per litre!!!

Now you know why computer printers are so cheap? So they have you hooked for the ink!

So, the next time you're at the pump, don't curse our honorable Petroleum minister – just be glad your car doesn't run on cough syrup, after shave, coffee, or God forbid, printer ink!

 

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 11:57 | 24/Apr/2008 | 4 Comment(s)
NEVER KISS

NEVER KISS A LAWYER SHE WILL SAY" i object"

NEVER KISS A NURSE SHE WILL SAY "next"

ALWAYS KISS A TEACHER

SHE WILL SAY "do it 5 times n revise it 2 morrow"

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 16:15 | 11/Dec/2007 | 5 Comment(s)
DOSTI

JEENE KA SAHARA HAI DOSTI
GHAR KE BAHAR KI BIRADARI  HAI DOSTI
MANO TO DIL KI BAGIYA HAI DOSTI
NA MANO TO DIL KA BOJHA HAI DOSTI
MANO TO SARA VISWASH hai DOTI
NA MANO TO BAN JATIN  HAI SMASHAN YE DOSTI
MANO TO NANHA PHOOL HAI DOSTI
NA MANO TO BAN JATI HAI KATANA YAHI DOSTI
MANO TO SARVASUKHADATYI HAI DOSTI
NA MANO TO BARASATI HAI KAHAR YE DOSTI
KAHATE HAI ISMAI SHORRY , THANKS NAHI HOTE
LEKIN NA BOLO TO TUT JATI JA AAJ YE DOSTI

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 14:20 | 11/Dec/2007 | 9 Comment(s)
jokes

BHIKKARI - SAAB RS6 DENA  COFEE PENE HAI

SAAB- KYON 1 COFEE TO 3 RUPEE KE AATI HAI

BHIKKARI- SAATH MAI GIRL FIEND BHE TO HAI

SAAB- BHIKKARI HOKAR BHE GIRLFRIEND BANA LEE -

BHIKKARI- NAHI SAAB GIRLFRIEND NE BHIKARI BANA DIYA.

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 15:03 | 7/Dec/2007 | 4 Comment(s)
kal bhi man akela tha

KAL BHE MAN AKELA THA OR AAJ BHE AKELA HAI 

JANE MERE KISHMAT NE KAISHA KHEL KHELA HAI

DUNDATO HO TUM  KHUSBOO KAGJI GULABO MAIN

PAYAAR TO SIRF TO MILTA HAI AAJ KAL KITBO MAIN

RISTEY NATE JUTHE HAI SAB SWARTH KA JAHMELA HAI

KAL BHI MAN AKLEA THA OR AAJ BHE AKELA HAI

JINGI KE MANDAP MAI HAR KHUSI KUWNRI HAI

JISSE MANGE JAI HAR KOI BHIKARI HAI

KYA KHAE KI ANKHO MAI AANSU KA RELA HAI

KAL BHE MAN AKELA HA OR AAJ BHE AKELA HAI

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 14:12 | 2/Nov/2007 | 8 Comment(s)
jokes

1 saredar sukhe khetme boat chala raha tha -

2nd sardar= " aise sardaro ne hi sardaro ka namm kharab kia hai . agar mujhe swimming aati to mai use bahut marata .

hutch is now vodafone - naam badal gaya company badal gaye pink se red ho gaya karodo reupaye lag gaye fir bhi ye videshi rahe kutte ke kutte

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