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PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt"><P style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></FONT> </P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>]]></description><pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 13:57:26 +0530</pubDate><link>http://panum.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/05/17/kamal-ke-finger-1.html</link></item><item><title>petrol price</title><description><![CDATA[<DIV><P><FONT face=Tahoma size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">Over the weekend, I filled up my car's fuel tank, and I thought petrol has become really expensive after the recent price hike. </SPAN></FONT></P><DIV><DIV><P><FONT face=Tahoma size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">But then I compared it with other common liquids and did some quick calculations, and I felt a little better.</SPAN></FONT></P><P><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></FONT> </P><P><FONT face=Tahoma size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">To know why, see the results below  you'll be surprised at how outrageous some other prices are!</SPAN></FONT></P><P><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></FONT> </P><P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></FONT> </P><P><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></FONT> </P><P><FONT face=Tahoma size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">Petrol (regular) in Bangalore : Rs. 52.46.per litre</SPAN></FONT></P><P><FONT face=Tahoma size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">Coca Cola 330 ml can: Rs. 20 = Rs. 61 per litre</SPAN></FONT></P><P><FONT face=Tahoma size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">Dettol antiseptic 100 ml Rs. 20 = Rs. 200 per litre</SPAN></FONT></P><P><FONT face=Tahoma size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">Radiator coolant 500 ml Rs. 160 = Rs. 320 per litre</SPAN></FONT></P><P><FONT face=Tahoma size=2><SCRIPT><!--D(["mb","\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;font-family:Tahoma\"\u003ePantene conditioner 400 ml Rs. 165 \u003d Rs. 413 per litre\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"Tahoma\" size\u003d\"2\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;font-family:Tahoma\"\u003eMedicinal mouthwash like Listerine 100 ml Rs. 45 \u003d Rs. 450 per litre\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"Tahoma\" size\u003d\"2\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;font-family:Tahoma\"\u003eRed Bull 150 ml can: Rs. 75 \u003d Rs. 500 per litre\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"Tahoma\" size\u003d\"2\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;font-family:Tahoma\"\u003eCorex cough syrup 100 ml Rs. 57 \u003d Rs. 570 per litre\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"Tahoma\" size\u003d\"2\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;font-family:Tahoma\"\u003eEvian water 500 ml Rs. 330 \u003d Rs. 660 per litre\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-style:italic\"\u003eRs. 500 for a litre of WATER???!!! And the buyers don\u0026#39;t even know the source (Evian spelled backwards is Naive.)\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/i\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"Tahoma\" size\u003d\"2\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;font-family:Tahoma\"\u003eKores whiteout 15 ml Rs. 15 \u003d Rs. 1000 per litre\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"Tahoma\" size\u003d\"2\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;font-family:Tahoma\"\u003eCup of coffee at any decent business hotel 150 ml Rs. 175 \u003d Rs. 1167 per litre\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"Tahoma\" size\u003d\"2\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;font-family:Tahoma\"\u003eOld Spice after shave lotion 100 ml Rs. 175 \u003d Rs. 1750 per litre\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"Tahoma\" size\u003d\"2\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;font-family:Tahoma\"\u003ePure almond oil 25 ml Rs. 68 \u003d Rs. 2720 per litre\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"Tahoma\" size\u003d\"2\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;font-style:italic;font-family:Tahoma\"\u003eAnd this is the REAL KICKER...\u003cbr\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003c/i\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"Tahoma\" size\u003d\"2\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;font-family:Tahoma\"\u003eHP deskjet colour ink cartridge 21 ml Rs..1900 \u003d Rs. 90476 per litre!!!\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"Tahoma\" size\u003d\"2\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;font-family:Tahoma\"\u003eNow you know why computer printers are so cheap? So they have you hooked for the ink!\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"Tahoma\" size\u003d\"2\"\u003e",1]);//--></SCRIPT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">Pantene conditioner 400 ml Rs. 165 = Rs. 413 per litre</SPAN></FONT></P><P><FONT face=Tahoma size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">Medicinal mouthwash like Listerine 100 ml Rs. 45 = Rs. 450 per litre</SPAN></FONT></P><P><FONT face=Tahoma size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">Red Bull 150 ml can: Rs. 75 = Rs. 500 per litre</SPAN></FONT></P><P><FONT face=Tahoma size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">Corex cough syrup 100 ml Rs. 57 = Rs. 570 per litre</SPAN></FONT></P><P><FONT face=Tahoma size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">Evian water 500 ml Rs. 330 = Rs. 660 per litre<BR><I><SPAN style="FONT-STYLE: italic">Rs. 500 for a litre of WATER???!!! And the buyers don't even know the source (Evian spelled backwards is Naive.)</SPAN></I></SPAN></FONT></P><P><FONT face=Tahoma size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">Kores whiteout 15 ml Rs. 15 = Rs. 1000 per litre</SPAN></FONT></P><P><FONT face=Tahoma size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">Cup of coffee at any decent business hotel 150 ml Rs. 175 = Rs. 1167 per litre</SPAN></FONT></P><P><FONT face=Tahoma size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">Old Spice after shave lotion 100 ml Rs. 175 = Rs. 1750 per litre</SPAN></FONT></P><P><FONT face=Tahoma size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">Pure almond oil 25 ml Rs. 68 = Rs. 2720 per litre</SPAN></FONT></P><P><I><FONT face=Tahoma size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">And this is the REAL KICKER...<BR></SPAN></FONT></I><FONT face=Tahoma size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">HP deskjet colour ink cartridge 21 ml Rs..1900 = Rs. 90476 per litre!!!</SPAN></FONT></P><P><FONT face=Tahoma size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">Now you know why computer printers are so cheap? 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